Land Before Time XXVI -- Milkin' It For All It's Goth
*Fade in to the Great Valley, crane-pan over lumbering herds of dusty herbivores to a sheltered pocket near the trees where Petrie, Littlefoot, Cera, Spike and Ducky contemplate the antics of dozens of mini-dinosaurs hopping about the rocks. Enter Chomper, heavily studded with black thorns and adorned with abstract swirls of black tar.*
Littlefoot: "Chomper! You've got black eyes and lips! Were you in a fight? What's with all those sticks stuck in your nostrils and tail? Let me help you pull them out."
Chomper: "Piss off Dad! I don't need you or your sympathy! I hate you! I hate your pissy friends! I hate earth stars and green food! I'm going to eat meat, starting with these pipsqueeks! *chases off after mini-dinosaurs and wolfs down three or four*
Littlefoot: "Chomper!! Nooooooo!!!!"
Chomper: *burps loudly and stalks off to join a small herd of angrily dejected looking goth dinos*
*Marilyn Manson's Beautiful People plays as the goth dinos stomp their feet, roar and body slam in a tar pit. Littlefoot faints dead away at the spectacle (flattening Petrie) and Cera wets herself. Ducky and Spike share a spliff and have a giggle-fit under a pall of blue smoke.* Land Before Time CCCXLIV -- Escape From New York
Synopsis: Littlefoot, Petrie, Spike and Ducky were trapped in the sewers of NYC for centuries until the WTC collapsed (Cera thought they were Earthstar trees but was disappointed when her ramming on the base only yielded hamburger and icky red juice). Led towards the light by Littlefoot's gay lover, Petrie, the five of them managed to dig their way out of the rubble only to get captured by the army and shipped to area 51 where they are now the subject of top secret goverment experiments.
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Date: 2005-08-18 10:16 pm (UTC)*Fade in to the Great Valley, crane-pan over lumbering herds of dusty herbivores to a sheltered pocket near the trees where Petrie, Littlefoot, Cera, Spike and Ducky contemplate the antics of dozens of mini-dinosaurs hopping about the rocks. Enter Chomper, heavily studded with black thorns and adorned with abstract swirls of black tar.*
Littlefoot: "Chomper! You've got black eyes and lips! Were you in a fight? What's with all those sticks stuck in your nostrils and tail? Let me help you pull them out."
Chomper: "Piss off Dad! I don't need you or your sympathy! I hate you! I hate your pissy friends! I hate earth stars and green food! I'm going to eat meat, starting with these pipsqueeks! *chases off after mini-dinosaurs and wolfs down three or four*
Littlefoot: "Chomper!! Nooooooo!!!!"
Chomper: *burps loudly and stalks off to join a small herd of angrily dejected looking goth dinos*
*Marilyn Manson's Beautiful People plays as the goth dinos stomp their feet, roar and body slam in a tar pit. Littlefoot faints dead away at the spectacle (flattening Petrie) and Cera wets herself. Ducky and Spike share a spliff and have a giggle-fit under a pall of blue smoke.*
Land Before Time CCCXLIV -- Escape From New York
Synopsis: Littlefoot, Petrie, Spike and Ducky were trapped in the sewers of NYC for centuries until the WTC collapsed (Cera thought they were Earthstar trees but was disappointed when her ramming on the base only yielded hamburger and icky red juice). Led towards the light by Littlefoot's gay lover, Petrie, the five of them managed to dig their way out of the rubble only to get captured by the army and shipped to area 51 where they are now the subject of top secret goverment experiments.