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Aug. 18th, 2005 03:36 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
theweaselkingElderly Swede tips waitress with a Porsche.
And that's "tip" as in "gratuitity", not "to knock over".
Bank sues Malaysian restaurant that uses similar acronym, fearing "market confusion" - since bank customers may confuse familiar burning sensation in ass with being caused by the spicy food.
Miami animal shelter finds microchipped stray, contacts owner, arranges pickup, euthanises dog. Owners extremely surprised when they show up for scheduled pickup.
"Freedom of Expression" in Alabama means that a judge can lock you up for 30 days without charge, bond, visitors, phone calls, or adequate food or water - because you put a sign on your lawn that says "Our court system is a joke" after getting shafted in a divorce.
And that's "tip" as in "gratuitity", not "to knock over".
Bank sues Malaysian restaurant that uses similar acronym, fearing "market confusion" - since bank customers may confuse familiar burning sensation in ass with being caused by the spicy food.
Miami animal shelter finds microchipped stray, contacts owner, arranges pickup, euthanises dog. Owners extremely surprised when they show up for scheduled pickup.
"Freedom of Expression" in Alabama means that a judge can lock you up for 30 days without charge, bond, visitors, phone calls, or adequate food or water - because you put a sign on your lawn that says "Our court system is a joke" after getting shafted in a divorce.