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Dog embraces Buddhist rituals

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A man reported missing from a Florida hospital was found in North Carolina dressed like a doctor and driving a stolen ambulance with a dead deer wedged in the back

The North Carolina State Highway Patrol found him driving the ambulance with the deer on Sunday. "I don't know how the man got it up in there," said Sgt. Robert Pearson. "It was a six point buck." It wasn't known where Holliman got the deer, which had been dead for some time. Authorities tracked the stolen ambulance through three rural North Carolina counties and one county in southern Virginia before its tires were punctured and it wound up in a ditch, Pearson said.

Holliman was admitted to a North Carolina hospital for a psychiatric evaluation.

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Oklahoma man wins $10M court settlement from spammer. He's unlikely to collect anything, since Microsoft already sued this spammer successfully, but the ruling contains a "cease spamming or go to pound-me-in-the-open-ports-with-a-critical-meat-exploit prison" injunction.

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Germans say "Screw ze patch und ze gum. Ve haf ze Nicotine BEER!"

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Australians invent "plastic" that dissolves into water and is technically edible, if not tasty.

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New Yorker arrested for punching out a Tampa cop's horse.

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$500,000 of American taxpayer's money later, we have the "Salmon-Thirty-Salmon"

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Liquid Sculpture: Photo Galleries.