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[theweaselking]

MTV Billboard awards, in Miami Florida - the blonde is Brooke, she's 16, and she's the latest mass-marketed stamped-out pop singer wannabe. The big guy in black is her father.

and if he doesn't look familiar yet, imagine him in red and yellow underwear babbling about his 24-inch pythons.

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[pope-guilty.livejournal.com]

Shit, I recognized him immediately, and I never watched him wrestle.

That's some sperm on his part there.

[dolston.livejournal.com]

They were both at each Lightening game in the playoffs. Hulk did a pep rally type thing and Brooke sang the national anthems.

[thathatedguy.livejournal.com]

No shit. To not get mangled by all the steroids, those are some strong little buggers.
As for the spawn, either she has some hazardous heels on, or she has some real height to her. That man's, what, 6'5"?

[corruptedjasper.livejournal.com]

Probably both the heels and the height. I mean, she's a) rich, which is good for your height, b) she's got the genes of that other guy, which is good for height, c) she's the latest stamped out wannabe pop mistress, which requires heels.

Incidentally, I recognised him solely from guest appearances on bad american shows. The A-team episode with him was particularly memorable, as was the more recent one in some comedy or other (something about some chick. Suddenly Susan?) where the guy runs for an election of some kind on a platform of "I am Hulk, I'll kick Ass!", and then in his own house turns up with a tweed coat, a glass of cognac, and a pipe, and being capable of rational speech.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Lightning is DIVINE PERFECT ZOTTING.

Lightening is what happened to Michael Jackson.

It's true.