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[theweaselking]

Pope Benedict to abolish Limbo.

The jokes write themselves!

Also,

Man creates Paris Hilton Christmas shrine
"The display is the work of designer Joe Moretti, 38, who was arrested last year for trespassing on Martha Stewart's property in Maine."

Also,
BBC warns of upcoming Korean Airstrike

Also,
NOPD fires 60 officers.

Also,

Rhinobaby!

Comments

[scifantasy.livejournal.com]

I thought--kidding aside--that John Paul or Vatican II had done away with the concept of Limbo, since there's no longer anybody who can be safe on the grounds of not having heard of Christ.

[cmseward.livejournal.com]

Pope Benedict to abolish Limbo.

Well, at his age, he just can't bend as well anymore.

[leighdb.livejournal.com]

Best line from the limbo thing: “Personally, I would let it drop, since it has always been only a theological hypothesis.”

And the best part is, you either get why that's completely hilarious, or you don't.

Whee.

[anton-p-nym.livejournal.com]

Regarding the NOPD announcement; are they firing real cops, or the fake ones used to pad out the graft payroll records?

-- Steve's heard some alarmingly high guesstimates on the number of fake cops on the NOPD payroll. Maybe those are the ones who didn't respond during the crisis?

[jerril]

"Hypothesis: 1. A tentative explanation for an observation, phenomenon, or scientific problem that can be tested by further investigation."

There are no phenomenons to be observed and explained, it's unscientific, and it can't be tested by further investigation. It's pretty damn good :D