Hah! In Soviet Britain, Christmas wars on YOU!

[theweaselking]

Nine police officers disguised themselves as Victorian carol singers to carry out a drugs raid. The Dorset Police officers were dressed in cloaks and top hats and were carrying lanterns when they arrived at their intended target in Weymouth.

With stab-proof vests and CS spray under their costumes, the officers sang carols until the door was answered. They then searched the house and seized £400 worth of cocaine. Two people were arrested and later released on bail.

Comments

[thathatedguy.livejournal.com]

One of these days, I'll tell you the story about how I met Yakoov Smirnoff at a Wal Mart.

[silmaril.livejournal.com]

They all get As for creativity.

Here we come a-wassailing
With armor worn unseen,
Here we come a-wand'ring
With warrants to be seen.
Jail and bail come to you,
And hand us your cocaine, too,
And God bless you, and send you
A Happy New Year,
And God send you a Happy New Year.

(Original here.)