Random weird news and things!

[theweaselking]

Telemarketing call saves man's life. No, really.

Also,
The definition of stupid, courtesy of Paw Paw, MI: Man whose car is stuck in mud puts toolbox to hold down accelerator, gets out to push.

Also,
The grocery store bagger puts the sealed container of insecticide in the same bag as your food! What's the way to deal with this? If you said "take it out and spray it in his eyes", you're Robert Carroll of Orlando, Florida!

Also,

(Check the file name if you don't get it)

Also,

Just in case you cook in the dark.

Also,
Dutch police baffled as to how zoo thieves stole 24 boa constrictors.

Comments

[torrain.livejournal.com]

Let me guess... the file name is "Mooses, Mooses" or "Mooses and the Ten Commandments", or something along those lines?

*checks*

Damn I'm good.

[catlin.livejournal.com]

I don't get it, and can't figure out how to check the file name. :-) On the other hand, that stupid people trick was so close to another Darwin Award it makes me want to cry for the human race.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Right-click, "save [target/image/link] as" - that'll show the file name.

And it's "Mooses and the Ten Commandments".

[gothpanda.livejournal.com]

I hope that guy with the runaway car laughed. 'Cause really, that's all you can do while your car jumps hills and hits a tree at 100 miles an hour with no one at the wheel.

Also: You should google Twenhofel Middle School if you haven't already (the Cincinnati Enquirer has a story). It's a high-tech, state-of-the-art school in Kentucky, and hopefully it will be a model for future schools everywhere. It's neat, you'd like it.

[spartonian.livejournal.com]

Clicking on properties will do it too.