If you're dumb enough to like Coldplay, they'll fuck you.

[theweaselking]

Coldplay's new CD has this insert, readable only AFTER you've purchased the CD and opened the packaging. That's right: Not only is it not really a CD at all, but they've added a license that says that even if you *can* play it, you're not allowed to.

This is, of course, what you *deserve* for giving money to Coldplay, but it's not what you paid for.