I've got his back on this one.

[theweaselking]

Quoth Mike Hoye:

To my friends and compatriots to the south:

Dear filthy, ignorant savages -

Deserve has nothing to do with it, and horrific things happen to good people for no reason. The single, exclusive reason that we have "society" is because it's not as mercilessly unforgiving as random chance. When you're ready to grow up, please move inside the bounds of civilization. Thanks!

Sincerely,

The civilized world, early 2006.