Oddly enough, this describes my sex life.

[theweaselking]

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[torrain.livejournal.com]

> Oddly enough, this describes my sex life.

. . . ?? !

What am I not being informed of?

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

Your sex life is a retarded crocodile who wants to kill you?

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

You no look in closet.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

The homicidal stalker/groupies who are about as threatening as cream puffs are certainly reminiscent.

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

Man, your life is way more exciting than mine. The weirdest bit I've ever had to deal with on that front was the one weekend where I somehow ended going out with three different women over the course of it, and I've still never figured how the hell I ended up in that position (and y'know, I'm not sure if I did whether I'd want to avoid it or market it...).

[larabeaton.livejournal.com]

Your sex life is full of homicidal stalker/groupies that resemble cream puffs?

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Reminiscent of them, certainly.

[larabeaton.livejournal.com]

You might want to stop having sex with them, as that only feeds their homicidal stalkerish tendencies.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

When was the last time you saw the crocodiles get a good meal?

[ryusen.livejournal.com]

yeah.. i was wondering about that myself .p