Pure comedy gold!

[theweaselking]

Kent Hovind's "creation museum" shut down because he doesn't have the required permits.

Hovind vowed to appeal the case. "We will continue our legal fight," Hovind said Thursday. "Duh, I eat poop."

"This is pure religious persecution," said Glen Stoll, who works closely with Hovind on legal issues. "Duh, I eat poop as well."

County commissioners showed no sympathy to members of the Creation Science Evangelism ministry who spoke out Thursday night at a commission meeting about the county's actions.

"Scripture also says 'Render unto Caesar what Caesar demands.' And right now, Caesar demands a building permit," County Commission Chairman Mike Whitehead said.

Comments

[scifantasy.livejournal.com]

"Scripture also says 'Render unto Caesar what Caesar demands.' And right now, Caesar demands a building permit."

Priceless!

[desdenova.livejournal.com]

I loves me a bureaucrat who can quote the Bible back at the fundies.

[rimrunner.livejournal.com]

I love Mike Whitehead and wish him to bear my children.

[sivi-volk.livejournal.com]

I need to send an Internet to this "Mike Whitehead" fellow.

[silmaril.livejournal.com]

And right now, Caesar demands a building permit.

Ave Caesar! (For that laugh, Ave Whitehead, as well.)