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[theweaselking]

The Lord Of The Rings, as told by quotes from The Princess Bride.

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Edoras:
PIPPIN: You’re trying to trick me into giving away something. It won’t work.
SAURON: It has worked! You’ve given everything away! I know where the hobbit is!
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Mount Doom, After It Erupts:
[Screen goes black]
PETER JACKSON: Frodo and Sam don’t get burned up by the lava.
AUDIENCE: What?
PETER JACKSON: Frodo and Sam don’t get burned up by the lava. I’m explaining to you because you looked nervous.
[Movie continues]

Comments

[torrain.livejournal.com]

"SAM: I have no Ring.
FRODO: Sam, I’ll tear your arms off.
SAM: Oh, you mean this Ring."

wins.

[sivi-volk.livejournal.com]

Once again, I have to give mollyringwraith points.

My personal favorite:

[rimrunner.livejournal.com]

EOWYN: I admit it, you are better than I am.
WITCH KING: Then why are you smiling?
EOWYN: Because I know something you don’t know.
WITCH KING: And what is that?
EOWYN: I am not a man!

BWAH!