theweaselking: (Default)
[personal profile] theweaselking
This is a scantily clad Oriental lady with traditional submachinegun, ringed pasties, hide shield, pleather boots, gargantuan horned kneepads, and buzzsaw-equipped strap-on dildo.

EDIT: Yes, and some kind of rat tail, too.

(no subject)

Date: 2006-07-06 08:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kateelizabee.livejournal.com
Oh! and she has some kind of rat tail, too.

(no subject)

Date: 2006-07-06 08:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] minniethemoocha.livejournal.com
Even better, that shield has eyeballs embedded in it.

This ensemble is so Conan the Destroyer meets David Cronenberg.

CONANBERG. Oh yes. That's it.

(no subject)

Date: 2006-07-06 08:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stormfeather.livejournal.com
Don't forget the feathered shoulders!

(no subject)

Date: 2006-07-06 08:55 pm (UTC)
ext_141054: (caligula)
From: [identity profile] christeos-pir.livejournal.com
She has shoulders?

(no subject)

Date: 2006-07-06 09:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ryusen.livejournal.com
hm.. i need to get me a copy of what ever movie this is from.. haha

(no subject)

Date: 2006-07-06 09:25 pm (UTC)
vampwillow: (scarymonsters)
From: [personal profile] vampwillow
Is this my gun or are you just pleased to see me?

(no subject)

Date: 2006-07-06 09:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brewhexe.livejournal.com
Damn, I wondered where that outfit got to!

:D

(no subject)

Date: 2006-07-06 10:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tat2rob.livejournal.com
I am in love!

(no subject)

Date: 2006-07-06 10:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sivi-volk.livejournal.com
Migod, you're right!

(no subject)

Date: 2006-07-06 11:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] swandust.livejournal.com
I love the Japanese!

(no subject)

Date: 2006-07-06 11:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cmseward.livejournal.com
Rat tail... or tentacle? You be the judge!

(no subject)

Date: 2006-07-06 11:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] patchworkkid.livejournal.com
Is it just me, or is there some sort of ivory cameo on the submachinegun?

(no subject)

Date: 2006-07-07 12:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hisamishness.livejournal.com
I think you're right about the cameo, but it's most likely a plain AK pistol, not a machinegun. (Most machineguns of that caliber have some sort of stock for controlability.)

(no subject)

Date: 2006-07-07 12:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] morgan303.livejournal.com
Now there's the makings of a fine motivatinal poster for the workroom...

(no subject)

Date: 2006-07-07 12:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] graymalkan.livejournal.com
Dude seriously , how much time do you have on your hands....

(no subject)

Date: 2006-07-07 01:19 am (UTC)

(no subject)

Date: 2006-07-07 01:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
It's gotten to the point where I just have to go online, and THESE THINGS FIND ME.

It's GREAT.

(no subject)

Date: 2006-07-07 01:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mayna.livejournal.com
It looks like there's a creepy crawlie crawling out of her vagina. That's just weird.

(no subject)

Date: 2006-07-07 01:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msmagenta.livejournal.com
even with everything else that's going on in this picture, i immediately noticed that her boots do not fit her legs at all...i noticed the other stuff, too, but if your going to do this shot, get her boots that aren't three sizes too large. shit like that bugs me.

(no subject)

Date: 2006-07-07 04:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] morgan303.livejournal.com
*giggle*
Gold. Pure gold.
:)

(no subject)

Date: 2006-07-07 05:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeney.livejournal.com
I wish there weren't eyes on her shield.

It sorta ruins it for me.

(no subject)

Date: 2006-07-07 06:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snag2.livejournal.com
aside from the strap on, that rules

(no subject)

Date: 2006-07-07 09:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wehmuth.livejournal.com
Or a tapeworm.

(no subject)

Date: 2006-07-07 09:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ed-dirt.livejournal.com
yeah, everything else is fine.

(no subject)

Date: 2006-07-07 10:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] secret-plot.livejournal.com
this is a picture of my life :(

What I want to know is...

Date: 2006-07-07 11:03 am (UTC)
jerril: A cartoon head with caucasian skin, brown hair, and glasses. (Default)
From: [personal profile] jerril
How on earth did the photographer induce her to keep a straight face? I would have been giggling hysterically throughout the entire shoot.

Or pulling ridiculous "fierce" faces, like my pathetic immitation of the haka-face.

(no subject)

Date: 2006-07-07 11:03 am (UTC)
jerril: A cartoon head with caucasian skin, brown hair, and glasses. (Default)
From: [personal profile] jerril
Well, the left shoulder is feathery. Or they're poofing off the inside of her shield, it's hard to tell.

(no subject)

Date: 2006-07-07 11:04 am (UTC)
jerril: A cartoon head with caucasian skin, brown hair, and glasses. (Face wtf)
From: [personal profile] jerril
I think the eyes on the shield go with the eye on her pendant.

(no subject)

Date: 2006-07-07 12:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aimisdirty.livejournal.com
It's probably not even a real firearm, given the laws in Japan. They have lots of things like Airsoft, though.

On a side note, that looks a heck of a lot like the AKS-74U, with some cosmetic differences. It's generally equipped with a folding stock, which can be removed.

But again, it probably isn't a real firearm, as no one is leaping into frame and breaking off the finger inside the trigger guard.

(no subject)

Date: 2006-07-07 12:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
She very well might not be in Japan, or even Japanese.

I just *blame* the Japanese whenever I see this kind of thing.

(no subject)

Date: 2006-07-07 01:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rosepandemonium.livejournal.com
I bet you could find at least 4x as many female GWAR fans who already have appropriate outfits...

(no subject)

Date: 2006-07-07 01:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aimisdirty.livejournal.com
Naturally.

But there is still a distinct lack of someone ripping off her right index finger. So it is either a fake firearm, or the people who handed it to her are morons.

(no subject)

Date: 2006-07-07 02:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hisamishness.livejournal.com
Both good points - pretty much a 100% chance of it being airsoft if it is in Japan. As to the trigger, well, there's a reason that I never give my models a loaded mag for the weapon...

(no subject)

Date: 2006-07-07 02:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aimisdirty.livejournal.com
Finger inside the trigger guard when you aren't firing is still a bad, bad thing. At least from my perspective (of course, I handle them in the course of my employment, so safety is a big deal there). The first rule is to treat every firearm as if it is loaded, whether you have just cleared the mag and the chamber or not.

If I see a model with a firearm, and their finger is resting on the trigger, my instinctive reaction is 'you have /no/ idea how to use that thing, do you you?' Incompetence isn't attractive.

But then again, the market for such pictures probably isn't for professional operators of firearms.

(no subject)

Date: 2006-07-07 02:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
Did I ever send you the "action girls" CD I found?

Girls with automatic weapons, shotguns, and flamethrowers, wearing progressively less and less as the video goes on. It's completely perverse, and funny as hell.

(no subject)

Date: 2006-07-07 02:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hisamishness.livejournal.com
Choir here dude... been carrying for going on two decades. (the 4 rules are good things)

Bingo on the target audience. :-)

side note - do you know just how difficult it can be to get a properly trained person to draw down on the camera? Even when safety measures such as empty mags, triple checked empty chambers, removed firing pins, etc are used the training often brings them up short. Yes, it might keep you alive most days, but every now and again it does get in the way.

(no subject)

Date: 2006-07-07 03:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeney.livejournal.com
wow, you're right.

you really have an eye for this!

(no subject)

Date: 2006-07-07 11:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] roaster.livejournal.com
Its a Tokyo Marui BB gun a Beta Spetznaz, never actually made as a real gun as far as I know but I think was intended for special forces. Think it was inspired by metal gear solid.

Fires roughly 700 rpm at 330fps impact energy about 1 to 1.5 joules.

(no subject)

Date: 2006-07-08 03:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] veinfed-deviant.livejournal.com
Hot asian woman. Weird outfit. I don't know what's weirder, this picture or the effect on my dick!

HAAAAAARD....flacid. CCOOOOOOOMIING UP...oh it's back down... JAAAAAAW DROPS..neverminditjustclosed.

(no subject)

Date: 2006-07-08 05:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lysystratae.livejournal.com
If it's Japanese, it must be a tentacle...

Profile

theweaselking: (Default)theweaselking
Page generated Mar. 1st, 2026 03:15 pm