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"The tiny railguns at the base of the blades have a firing rate of IMPOSSIBLE, range of HUMONGOUS, muzzle velocity of YOUR MOM and a stopping power of five gazillion kiloFUCKtons. (Actual numbers gathered from test data.)"
- From the uncyclopedia entry on "Dual lightsaber chainsaw gunbladechucks", on the List Of Melee Weapons That Don't Exist But Should
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