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"Cops say grave robbers had sex on their minds"

On their way to dig up a grave in rural southwestern Wisconsin, the Grunke brothers and a friend stopped at a Wal-Mart to pick up some condoms, authorities said.

Three days later, on Tuesday, twins Nicholas and Alexander Grunke, 20, and Dustin Radke, 20, were charged in Grant County with attempted theft — and attempting to have sex with a corpse.

The two drove into the cemetery to find the partially dug grave of a 20-year-old woman who was killed in a motorcycle accident Aug. 27 in Cassville. The diggers had only managed to reach the top of the grave's concrete vault.

Nicholas Grunke and Radke were arrested Sunday morning in Beetown, about eight miles from the cemetery.

The complaint said Radke told police that Nicholas Grunke had asked him to help dig up the Cassville woman's body and take it to Grunke's house, so that Grunke could have sex with it. On the way to the cemetery, Radke said, they stopped by a Dodgeville Wal-Mart to buy condoms "because Nick wanted to use them when he had sex with a corpse," the complaint added.

Grovier said the three did not know the woman but had seen her picture in a newspaper obituary.

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Date: 2006-09-06 08:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toku666.livejournal.com
Let's hope they get the welcome they deserve while in holding.

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Date: 2006-09-06 08:44 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] thebitterguy
It's like two of my least favourite X-Files episodes wrapped up into one.

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Date: 2006-09-06 09:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scixual.livejournal.com
Sillies ... twins are supposed to boink EACH OTHER.


Everyone who watches porn knows that.

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Date: 2006-09-06 09:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vagabond27.livejournal.com
Its like the old saying goes. Necrophilia is really just the urge to crack open a cold one now and again.

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Date: 2006-09-07 12:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ryusen.livejournal.com
At least they were practicing safe sex .p

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Date: 2006-09-07 10:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] winterkoninkje.livejournal.com
Yeah, we don't want any dead babies running around. They eat brains I hear.

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Date: 2006-09-07 05:19 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] desdenova.livejournal.com
I'm saving this for the next time somebody references the supposed moral purity of rural America, as opposed to the sinful, corrupt cities.

Also: EEEW!!!!

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