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It is not known exactly why Joe Gorzynski had decided to roast the bear. But doing so cost him his garage, his oven, his fishing equipment, his tools and a collection of animal heads mounted on the wall.

The fire raged so strongly (bears are clearly a good fuel source) that it melted vinyl shutters and the siding of his neighbour's property.

The true nature of the Ursine Menace

Date: 2006-09-13 05:32 pm (UTC)
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Does Stephen Colbert know about this?

Re: The true nature of the Ursine Menace

Date: 2006-09-13 08:49 pm (UTC)
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He must. This is clearly why they are such a threat. Once they start strapping bombs to themselves, we may not have any time to react.

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