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Australian couple invents "backless G-string"
Mit Abbildungen!

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Wiccan in South Carolina objects to town council praying specifically to Jesus to guide their decisions. When she tells them she's uncomfortable, she's informed that she doesn't have the right to speak unless she remains and participates in the prayer. She sues. She wins. The result?

"Her home has been vandalized nine times. Hoodlums have killed her cat and hanged its gutted body. Someone put sand in the gas tank of her truck. Townspeople have ostracized her."

And people wonder why people from South Carolina are known all over the continent as ignorant hicks. Anyone else see "Wrong Turn"?

Children's literature for early indoctrination.

"Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed! A Small Lesson in Conservatism" is a wonderful way to teach young children the valuable lessons of conservatism. In simple text, parents and children follow Tommy and Lou on their quest to earn money for a swing set their parents cannot afford. As their dream gets stuck in Liberaland, Tommy and Lou's lemonade stand is hit with many obstacles.

Liberals keep appearing from behind their lemon tree, taking half of their money in taxes, forbidding them to hang a picture of Jesus atop their stand, and making them give broccoli with each glass sold.

Law after law instituted by the press-hungry liberals finally results in the liberals taking over Tommy and Lou’s stand and offering sour lemonade at astronomical prices to the customers.
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Doesn't make any attempt to address the issues at hand, aims to make an emotional response to things people AREN'T saying and hides behind irrational, incomplete, and misleading metaphors. That's about right.

Oh, and like most other things coming out of the Reich these days, it aims at people who don't know better, and it's primary message is "You shouldn't listen to what people who ain't like us say, because they're EEEEEEVIL".

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Two NBC employees are arrested attempting to hijack a helicopter "to show how easy it is".

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14 women and children charge Indian courtroom, stab to death a man facing 24 counts of child molestation and rape.

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Hey, look at me, I'm just like everyone else online, grabbing random stupid "What X are you?" crap and sticking it on livejournal like people give a shit!

I swear, this thing is lowering my IQ. It's the only explanation.

Your Homicidal Rampage!
Your name:
Weapon of Choice:	AOL Trial CDs
Your Favorite Target:	Televangelists
Your Kill Count:	1,432,871,329
Your Battle Cry:	"I enjoy cheese."
Years You Spend in Jail:	2
How Much Money In Damages You Cause:	$101,184,444,311,567
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 7%

Two years of my life, over a billion televangelists and previously useless thing shown to have a purpose. It's worth it.