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Two things shock me.

First, the International Federation of Competitive Eating.

Second, this woman, who eats more than I do and weighs in at 105 lbs before the matches.

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MTV Billboard awards, in Miami Florida - the blonde is Brooke, she's 16, and she's the latest mass-marketed stamped-out pop singer wannabe. The big guy in black is her father.

and if he doesn't look familiar yet, imagine him in red and yellow underwear babbling about his 24-inch pythons.

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Safety tips from Anubis!

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Alistair's Laws.

They're all true, you know.