theweaselking | Sep. 13th, 2004

Sep. 13th, 2004

Schwarzenegger outlaws sex with corpses

Apparently, it wasn't actually illegal in California before now. This is attempt #2 to pass the law. The state's first attempt to outlaw necrophilia, in response to a case of a man charged with having sex with the corpse of a 4-year-old girl in Southern California, stalled last year in a legislative committee

Lawmakers revived the bill this year after an unsuccessful prosecution of a man found in a San Francisco funeral home drunk and passed out on top of an elderly woman's corpse..

"I remember the one night, on a house show, where I was trying to work as a heel, and while I was on the apron, a 'We Want Storm' chant erupted and I actually turned to the crowd and yelled, 'I'm trying to be a heel here, PLEASE!' To this the crowd responded with a 'Storm Sucks' chant. What a great night."