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Want to know how to do that thing?

For values of "that thing" tending towards "anything"?

Check this out.

Thanks, THG.

Man shoots himself in the head with a nailgun and doesn't notice for days, until the headache gets bad enough that he goes to his dentist..

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"Christian" missionaries refuse aid to starving, homeless tsnuami-hit village because they're Hindus.

I love this title.

The Rude Pundit explains why "Martin Luther King Would Fuck Bush's Shit Up"

Will Smith buys tank.

Scientists combine rats with microchips to produce Von Neumann Rats.

Those wacky Germans

In Berlin, someone is planting American flags in piles of dog doo in public parks.

Police say they are completely baffled by these events, which have been going on for a year.

"We have sent out extra patrols to try to catch whoever is doing this in the act," said police spokesperson Reiner Kuechler.

"But frankly, we don't know what we would do if we caught them red-handed."

Josef Oettl, parks administrator for Bayreuth, said: "This has been going on for about a year now, and there must be 2 000 to 3 000 piles of excrement that have been claimed during that time."

Legal experts say there is no law against using faeces as a flag stand and the federal constitution is vague on the issue.

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( Arachnophobes should not click this link. )

I've heard of LESS productive tactics, but not many.

Man threatens to blow up his van a block from the White House if he is not given custody of his child.
Police currently in a standoff.

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Massive solar flare sends storm of charged particles towards Earth

A huge sunspot kicked up a powerful flare Monday that could spark colorful sky lights above Earth Tuesday night or early Wednesday.

The flare was classified as X-3. All X-class flares are considered major, with the number indicated a degree of severity. Its radiation traveled at light-speed, arriving at Earth within minutes and, along the way, swamping a detector on the Solar and Heliospheric Observatory spacecraft, which monitors the Sun and its storms.

Along with the flare came a billowing cloud of charge particles known as a coronal mass ejection (CME). Traveling at millions of miles per hour, CMEs take anywhere from about 17 hours to two or three days to reach Earth.

Scientists expect this CME to arrive overnight Tuesday or sometime Wednesday.

I so TOTALLY have nothing to add to this one.

Man Shoots Wife, Mistakes Her for Monkey

I love FARK sometimes.

"Fine. I will try some of your burned, replicated bird meat."
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