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Danish Air Force compensates Santa after a short-range pass with an F-16 causes most of his reindeer to die of heart attacks.

"We got a letter from Santa complaining about his reindeer's death and looked into it seriously," said air force spokesman, Capt. Morten Jensen.

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Since EVERYONE has sent me a copy of this now,

Killer dolphins destroy humanity. Ultrasonic cheers rock the ocean floor. KI-KI-KI-KI-KI-KI-KI-KI

Also, neobitch found a tarsier.

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Come see the feel-good family movie of the year, starring Jack Nicholson... The Shining!

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Proposed Wyoming law would allow druggists to refuse prescriptions to anyone for any reason.

"You're black! Moroni says that's a sign of sin! No antibiotics for you! You! You have AIDS, so I think you're gay, and you get no anti-AIDS drugs because being gay is a SINFUL CHOICE!"

Army CID is focusing on the most important thing in its investigations of a Captain who revealed that prisoner torture is rampant, widespread, condoned from above, and he's tried for seventeen months to get it stopped by going through channels. That oh-so-critical thing? Finding out who the noncoms who also reported this are, so they can ruin their careers, too.

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