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"You know the flooding along the Skokomish River in Shelton, Wash., is bad when the chum salmon begin to cross Highway 101."

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A grand new Republican campaign strategy: Pass out flyers everywhere claiming that you're really DEMOCRATS, and so people wanting Republicans out should vote for you.

No, really.

And, hey, check this out:

Mr Frothy Mix is sad.

I have nothing to add, here.

http://www.everytopicintheuniverseexceptchickens.com/

What could possibly go wrong?

Advertisers to begin inflicting voices that only you can hear, asking you if you've ever wanted to commit murder.

I'm torn between thinking this is a dumb idea, and wanting one for myself.

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Just for today.

Rumour has it that Schwarzennegger's acceptance speech opened with: "A sequel! I love doing sequels!"