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Headline of the day: "Nude wet meat soil bandit caught"

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Why are the dinosaurs so mean to me?

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A plan to build a mosque in a Houston suburb has triggered a neighborhood dispute, with community members warning the place will become a terrorist hotbed and one man threatening to hold pig races on Fridays just to offend the Muslims.

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Canada's interim placeholder government admits the horse is dead, promises to stop whipping.

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