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"Your ex-husband is watching TV naked. Do you a) set fire to his penis, or b) not set fire to his penis? If you answered 'a', then congratulations - you're probably the woman in this article."

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Funniest eBay auction in a while.

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Drawing a laser in school? That's a threat! SUSPEND! SUSPEND! SUSPEND! ALL LASERS ARE THE ENEMIES OF THE STUDENTS! SUSPEND!

Also,
Man convicted of embezzlement should have all the money paid back in about 13,000 years, at the current rate.

Also,
Man's plans to attend his own wake go badly.