LJ-purge. More to come.

I was offline for a move yesterday, and I came back to find more than five hundred entries waiting for me. There's been a purge of people, and more coming. And unlike everyone else who does this, I'm going to say right now that yes, you SHOULD be offended, I'm not reading your posts any more because you personally are a very bad person. So there. That's why I dropped Neil Gaiman - he eats puppies. It's true.

And now, the most tasteless costume ever. I love it:
( Cut by request - if coathangers are triggering, this could be a problem. )

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Animated stereogram!

Friday Tradition!

kjn called my bluff on not having done this in a while, and so, for the first time in months, Friday Tradition happens on a Friday.

And since I've been called out, I give you William Shatner covering Pulp's "Common People".

EDIT:
lafnjackproves himself entirely worthy, with this:

Watch on YouTube

Pop quiz: police procedures!

Pop quiz, on an unrealistic hypothetical situation.

1. Police find a suspect in a case dead. The autopsy comes back heart failure due to natural causes, the guy is buried, life goes on.
2. The guy appears again. It becomes clear, after a short time, that he's NOT in the grave, that the autopsy report was a fake, that everything around it is a fake, etc.
3. They track the guy down to his home, bust in... and discover him dead, again. It's definitely the same guy - fingerprints match and everything.

What do they do?

Canadian cop reactions preferred, but American cops, Aussie cops, London Metropolitan PD, even Japanese or Turkish or Croatian or Star Lords Of Beta Ceti IX cops. What's the *most likely* rational reaction from police, at that point?

Autopsy again, this time with witnesses and CCTV and the like?
Handcuff, stick in a cell, and wait to see if he "wakes up" again?
Something else?

Assume, for the moment, that they're already investigating the morgue and the doctor who did the original autopsy. We're only concerned, here, with their most probably reaction to the once-dead man who is now dead again.

Today's awesome space news.

Trilobite found, larger than the earth

Heroes.

Specifically, the last episode of Season 1. Yes, I'm a little behind schedule.

What the FUCK was up with that? Were the writers mad that they ran out of hickory-smoked horse buttholes, and needing to take it out ?

( Here there be spoilers. )

Gah. The rest of the series was pretty good, but that last episode? Crap. Total crap.