Mar. 23rd, 2010

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The child vampire hunters!

"Hundreds of children aged from four to 14, some of them armed with knives and sharpened sticks, were patrolling inside the historic graveyard.

They were, they told the bemused constable, hunting a 7ft tall vampire with iron teeth who had already kidnapped and eaten two local boys.

Fear of the so-called Gorbals Vampire had spread to many of their parents, who begged [the constable] for assurances there was no truth to the rumours. "
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The Imposters, 1998, Stanley Tucci.

You should watch this movie.

Stanley Tucci and Oliver Platt are out of work actors who accidentally attempt to murder Alfred Molina and wind up stowing away on a cruise ship filled with refugees from a soap opera. Also has Steve Buscemi as a suicidal lounge singer named Happy, Tony Shalhoub as the homicidal First Mate, Woody Allen as Woody Allen, and Billy Connelly as Billy Connelly On Crack. It's a farce, absolutely and completely absurd, and it's brilliant.

You should all watch this movie. I hear it's possible to find it online, or maybe get it via Netflix or something.
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"Woman, get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich" just WORKED.

Holy CRAP.

And it's not like last time, either.

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