Why? Just.... Why?

From the Department Of Sex Toys That Should Never Have Been, we have "Taylor's Talking Love Mouth" (NSFW).

It's a "sheath", with little speakers, that talks to you like a porn star.

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Marvel comics announces that The Avengers will suck.

Wherein I Share Music.

Avantasia, "Dying For An Angel"

Turn your volume DOWN because HOLY CRAP does that default loud, then click the link and scroll down to Avantasia to get it playing live and full from BWBK. Then buy their album, because Avantasia are a REALLY AWESOME cheesy anthem-metal band.

(The rest of the tracks are pretty typical BWBK stuff - a mix of speed and thrash and death metal that I'm not a big fan of, but there's a song by Scandahoovian Polka-Metal legends Finntroll in there, so it's not all bad.)

The Big Picture goes to space

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"The Divine Mercy Care Pharmacy in Chantilly proudly and purposefully limited what it would stock on its shelves. But it turns out that no birth control pills, no condoms, no porn, no tobacco and even no makeup added up to one thing:

No customers.

The self-described "pro-life" pharmacy went out of business last month, less than two years after it opened to great fanfare, with a Catholic priest sprinkling holy water on the strip-mall store tucked between an Asian supermarket and a scuba shop.

No word on whether he returned for last rites. "

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Dwarf Fortress player builds Turing Machine... out of Dwarf Fortress.

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