Now we can clone him as a half-Ozzy half-sheep.

Ozzy Osbourne's genes sequenced.

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Wherein I shall channel The Daily Mail, for a moment:

"Homosexuality cures cancer in straight men!"

This is my new favourite news source. Click around a bit and see if you don't agree.

(If you don't get the post title, oh man you are missing out.)

Yikes.

via tongodeon

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Also tongodeon. In fact, y'all should all just go back through his entire "shouldbefired" tag archives, because they're comedy gold.

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