Rube Goldberg wanted for questioning.

Cow hits car, car hits pole, pole sends power surge that explodes panel, exploding panel starts fire, fire melts pipe, water from pipe extinguishes fire.

TA-DA!

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If you handle rental property in New Jersey, or know someone who does, you should know about this guy.

Vegan Black Metal Chef!

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"Man Gets Workers' Comp for Injury Sustained When Punching Customer"