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"Your ability to perform calculus or play football is generally not taken into consideration in a court of law. Should you prefer to be known as "Good student and excellent football player Trent Mays" rather than "Convicted sex offender Trent Mays," try stressing the studying and tackling and giving the sex crimes a miss altogether."

See also: WOW. Combined with "CNN, confronted with a pair of rapists bragging about rape, on tape, decided to spin it as a couple of misled kids having their lives ruined."