JJ Abrams version!

"I [LENS FLARE] must stop [LENS FLARE] Christmas from [LENS FLARE, Inception Noise drowns out words] how?"

Headline of the day:

"Scientists Discover 38 Percent of the Earth"

Today's excellent rant.

"Custard Creams Are Cheaper Than Cous Cous, But You Can’t Expect A Fucking Baroness To Know That"

A piece of advice I'd never actually seen before.

Originally expressed as "DON'T FUCKING REHEAT RICE", the NHS clarifies it to "Never eat rice that has been at room temperature after cooking. Cook it, eat it hot, put it in the fridge still hot, then reheat it to hot once and only once, and you're okay. But if it cools to room temperature, or you're tempted to fridge it a second time, don't."

I did not know this.
I am learning more cheffery.