Apr. 29th, 2016
Real, true headlines.
Apr. 29th, 2016 01:51 pmWeasel Shuts Down World's Most Powerful Particle Collider
"There have been previous incidents, including one in 2009, when a bird is believed to have dropped a baguette onto critical electrical systems.
Nor are the problems exclusive to the LHC: In 2006, raccoons conducted a "coordinated" attack on a particle accelerator in Illinois.
It is unclear whether the animals are trying to stop humanity from unlocking the secrets of the universe."
"There have been previous incidents, including one in 2009, when a bird is believed to have dropped a baguette onto critical electrical systems.
Nor are the problems exclusive to the LHC: In 2006, raccoons conducted a "coordinated" attack on a particle accelerator in Illinois.
It is unclear whether the animals are trying to stop humanity from unlocking the secrets of the universe."
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Apr. 29th, 2016 03:36 pmGrey Carter, paraphrased: "We're disgusted to have been nominated by the Sadly Rabid nazi shitheads."
Unfortunately, they're not going to decline the nom and make way for people who got a legitimate spot on the ballot, for financial reasons that are actually pretty valid but still don't make me any happier.
Unfortunately, they're not going to decline the nom and make way for people who got a legitimate spot on the ballot, for financial reasons that are actually pretty valid but still don't make me any happier.