In which a river is cried.

"SEO consultant" - a modern euphemism for "spammer attempting to distort Google search results to show advertising instead of useful searches" - objects to Google accurately marking his spam website, spam blogs, and new attempts to get a clean reputation so he can continue to spam, as spam.

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Man most famous for fucking a dead pig resigns after "fucking dead pigs" inexplicably becomes the hottest new trend among racist and elderly Britons.

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Fisher v UTexas, aka the "Becky With The Bad Grades" case, decided 4-3 with the fact-based judges overruling the faith-based judges. Held: correction of bias in an admissions process by brute force is, in fact, completely legal, and just because a white girl with bad grades is white does not entitle her to admission to a university at the expense of a non-white student with better grades.