Hey if the Batman is in Phoenix for some reason he's probably chasing some psycho. Its best to close the schools rather than let them all be taken hostage by the Joker. Or that Zzazx guy. He's pretty creepy also...
OMG, Chicken Little was right! The sky is falling, but mostly in Republican states far far away from anything that happened on Sept 11, thus their need for more and more security funding :-(
Dude, have you READ Dark Knight Returns?!?! Batman's a fuckin' psycho! They damn well should be locking up the childrens if that nutcase is in the vicinty!!!!111!!
The guy from Dark Knight Returns bore about as much resemblance to Batman as The Punisher does to May Parker.
(This is not to say that the change wasn't *good*, because Batman sucks, only that the guy Frank Miller wrote about was absolutely nothing like Batman.)
(God help me, I'm not trying to split hairs. Just trying to make sure I haven't missed out on any Batman villain who might conceivably bring the creepy.)
You know, that makes the Boston idiocy almost make sense.
Imagine the reasoning: "If we shit ourselves over nothing, constantly, they'll know we're ALREADY terrorised and so they'll go after someone else, someone defiant! Our cowardice will save us from attack! Yay!"
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Date: 2007-02-16 06:00 pm (UTC)(This is not to say that the change wasn't *good*, because Batman sucks, only that the guy Frank Miller wrote about was absolutely nothing like Batman.)
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Date: 2007-02-16 07:26 pm (UTC)(God help me, I'm not trying to split hairs. Just trying to make sure I haven't missed out on any Batman villain who might conceivably bring the creepy.)
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Date: 2007-02-23 02:15 pm (UTC)Imagine the reasoning: "If we shit ourselves over nothing, constantly, they'll know we're ALREADY terrorised and so they'll go after someone else, someone defiant! Our cowardice will save us from attack! Yay!"