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[theweaselking]

"Steve, don't eat it": New entires in the Gallery Of Regrettable Food

"Beggin' Strips slogan is "Dog's don't know it's not bacon!" Newsflash: Dogs are retarded. Mine used to eat his own vomit, and wag his tail while he did it. I'll be the one to decide if this stuff tastes like bacon or not."

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[baanrys.livejournal.com]

"If I die, don't freeze my brain -- just bury me in a box of Urkel-O's. Apparently it has the ability to stop time."

i liked that one myself. ;)