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[theweaselking]

Khalid Mohammed confesses to 9/11, shoe bombing, Cole bombing, London bombing, assassination of Kennedy, assassination of Lincoln, assassination of Clinton, collusion with Atlantis over fishing disputes, and everything else his interrogators say they want him to confess to after torturing him for four years.

EDIT: ludickid correctly notes that he also confessed to the disappearance of Judge Crater, the suppression of the electric car, the Black Plague, and the Holocaust