I did not think it was physically possible for anyone to say the contents of the post with a straight face. I am in literal fear of what might be waiting in the comments. It's either the ultimate demonstration of Poe's law ("Without the use of a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to make a parody of fundamentalism that someone won't mistake for the real thing") or the final and clinching proof that their reality has indeed lapped our satire.
"...and your innate faith in human nature evaporates like the morning dew!"
Date: 2007-05-20 03:37 pm (UTC)