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Dec. 4th, 2004 01:39 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
theweaselking"Outlook has blocked access to the following potentially unsafe attachments:"
Gee, FUCK YOU, Outlook. I made that registry patch, he damn well needs that registry patch, and I sent it to him knowingly and deliberately. Potentially unsafe? "Unsafe" is what the poor, stupid bastard who designed that particular "feature" is. I want the ability to send virus-infected animated pictures of Warren Ellis in a tutu that not only *edit* the registry but cause it to grow arms and legs and hold the recipient down while kicking him repeatedly in the fur-emblazoned spunk nuggets. Why do I want this feature? Because I just very well MIGHT feel the need to use it someday, and it is not the place of my office software to tell me what I may or may not send via email
On a related note, Ron makes the worst coffee in human history. It is, however, nearly solid, and at 2AM, it's good to have a hot cup of coffee that can hold the spoon upright until it dissolves.
Gee, FUCK YOU, Outlook. I made that registry patch, he damn well needs that registry patch, and I sent it to him knowingly and deliberately. Potentially unsafe? "Unsafe" is what the poor, stupid bastard who designed that particular "feature" is. I want the ability to send virus-infected animated pictures of Warren Ellis in a tutu that not only *edit* the registry but cause it to grow arms and legs and hold the recipient down while kicking him repeatedly in the fur-emblazoned spunk nuggets. Why do I want this feature? Because I just very well MIGHT feel the need to use it someday, and it is not the place of my office software to tell me what I may or may not send via email
On a related note, Ron makes the worst coffee in human history. It is, however, nearly solid, and at 2AM, it's good to have a hot cup of coffee that can hold the spoon upright until it dissolves.