No, really.

[theweaselking]

"Nun murdered by Scottish ninja"

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[stormfeather.livejournal.com]

Buh?

I mean... what happened, the whole tone of the article, the.. buh... wha?

WTF?

[outerego.livejournal.com]

An oldie but a goldie ;-)

The Daily Record is not the most reliable of sources, and often takes a slightly biased view of what happens in the world.

Fable has it that The Record reported the sinking of the Titanic with the headline:
"Ship Sinks at Sea, Several Scots Feared Lost"

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

It's part of The Daily Record's history of "crimes that shocked Scotland!"

Nun-murder at the hands of Scottish ninja?

[dearg-uk.livejournal.com]

Hmm, interesting article.

However, the "ninja" was not Scottish - "Scouse" refers to the area around Liverpool and the Merseyside, definitely in England. The nun was, though.

[dearg-uk.livejournal.com]

...And if I'd read to the end of the article, I wouldn't look like such and idiot. D'oh.