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Driver #1 is driving his children to school.
Driver #2 is "going too slowly"
Driver #1 passes Driver #2.

Driver #2 speeds up, rams Driver #1, pulls out a handgun, and starts shooting at Driver #1.

Driver #1 returns fire, leaves the scene, drops his children off, and then goes hunting Driver #2, leading to a second rolling gunfight in a residential neighbourhood.

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Date: 2008-02-21 06:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ironphoenix.livejournal.com
I think they should change the site name to wtftv.com.

Also, I like the phrasing "gunfire was exchanged". So were business cards?

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Date: 2008-02-21 06:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nancylebov.livejournal.com
Aside from stereotyping a state, Driver #1 is a former corrections officer.

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Date: 2008-02-21 06:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] publius1.livejournal.com
Damnit! You fooled me this time. It was about crazy family-involved shit!

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Date: 2008-02-21 09:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skington.livejournal.com
My favourite part:

"Both of the men involved in the shooting claimed they had concealed weapons permits. If that is the case, the sheriff's office said it will likely petition to have them revoked."


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Date: 2008-02-21 10:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lightinchains.livejournal.com
Is it ALWAYS Florida?

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Date: 2008-02-21 11:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
Always Florida or Ohio.

And I haven't had a good Ohio one lately.

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Date: 2008-02-22 09:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cmseward.livejournal.com
I am starting a new job doing phone support for a company in Cincinnati, and I have to admit I'm a little scared by the "Guess the State" winners from Ohio.

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Date: 2008-02-24 05:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lafinjack.livejournal.com
I liked:

...but the sheriff's office said the final confrontation between the two men should have never happened.

...as if the first confrontation was just hunky dorey.

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