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Dec. 10th, 2004 02:26 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
theweaselkingARMED ROBOTS, GOOEY SNACKS MADE BY SAME FIRM
Foster-Miller, the company behind the armed robots that are about to be shipped off to Iraq, may win the award for the oddest array of expertise, ever. When they're not building gun-toting, death-dealing machines, Foster-Miller scientists are helping make chewy, gooey fruit snacks; training railway workers in staying safe; building bone-growth devices; and testing out new vending machines for Pepsi.
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In a related piece of news,
ARMED KILLER ROBOTS SENT TO IRAQ.
Killer robots. Man, I love living in this age.
Foster-Miller, the company behind the armed robots that are about to be shipped off to Iraq, may win the award for the oddest array of expertise, ever. When they're not building gun-toting, death-dealing machines, Foster-Miller scientists are helping make chewy, gooey fruit snacks; training railway workers in staying safe; building bone-growth devices; and testing out new vending machines for Pepsi.
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In a related piece of news,
ARMED KILLER ROBOTS SENT TO IRAQ.
Killer robots. Man, I love living in this age.