I love this mole. It's the only harmless animal in Australia.

[theweaselking]

MOLE EATS INSECT!


MOLE EATS LIZARD!


MOLE LEAVES TRACKS!

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[botia.livejournal.com]

First one's a chilopod, not an insect. (That's centipede, to non-nerds)

[harald387.livejournal.com]

Heeere, leezard leezard leezard...

[elffin.livejournal.com]

Dear Australia:

I learned about the platypus when I was seven. I am now more than two decades on from that incident and have weathered the severe willies induced by documentaries covering your goddamned arachnid population. and yet:

You STILL earn the WTF award from me.

I am not worthy.

[flemco.livejournal.com]

God damn, I want one.

[leighdb.livejournal.com]

Australia: Land of Severely Weird Shit.

[fengi.livejournal.com]

MOLE IS ROUND AND FURRY YET STILL TOTALLY BADASS

[drjon.livejournal.com]

Oh no, that mole isn't harmless... a colony destroyed the colonial town of Whangabattah in NSW in the 1870s, when their tunnelling collapsed the (then) famous Riley's Dune, burying the town under sand.

20 people died.

Some of the Sheep are harmless, however. Just don't look at them funny -- they know what that means.

[siouxsyn.livejournal.com]

Dirty deeds done with sheep. *nods*

[cmseward.livejournal.com]

You have to ask yourself, though, was anyone *really* going to miss a town called "Whangabattah"?

[dewhitton.livejournal.com]

That's not the only non-dangerous animal here!

[catsidhe.livejournal.com]

Murwillumbah, Tuggeranong, Indooroopilly, Moolloolabah and Woolongong are all well-populated places today. Some of my own ancestors lived in a town called Yackandandah (nice place, by the way, quiet town in the mountains).

What was your point again?

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

I know people who live in Dildo!

[rimrunner.livejournal.com]

Damn, and I thought the Pacific Northwest names were tongue-twisters. (Hoquiam, Humptulips, Stillaguamish...)

[cmseward.livejournal.com]

I have no point, just making fun of the name. I don't actually know anyone who lives in Dildo, but I've been there.

[le-trombone.livejournal.com]

The centipede would like to dispute the word "harmless."

My second thought was thinking that the third picture should be captioned "Moles On Mars!"

No, strike that.

Moles! On! Mars!

[prk.livejournal.com]

Yup.

It amuses me though, that living in down under, one of the common phrases we hear to announce 'weird shit' begins with "Only in America could ..."

prk.

[prk.livejournal.com]

Dear finn2,

Given such a large land mass with so few people, I intend to continue earning the WTF award for many years to come.

Love,

Australia.

PS, watch out for the Drop Bears.