"I don't think I'd buy those binoculars if animals are going to attack my face."

[theweaselking]

(Title is dr_pepper_spray, first comment at the link.)

Comments

[flemco.livejournal.com]

I don't think they're.... attacking.

[the-paco.livejournal.com]

No no, for the sake of all our sanity, they are attacking.

[kadath.livejournal.com]

Koalas, given the opportunity, will fuck your shit up. Not so sure about spiny anteaters, but they're Australian, so do you really want to take the chance?

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

FACE FULL OF ALIEN WINGWONG!

[frith]

Olympus Opticals. So amazing you'd swear you left the lens caps on.
Olympus. It's like night in day.
Olympus buys Viewmaster!

[boixboi.livejournal.com]

Look out, surprised guy. That's not a koala, that's a drop bear!

[dewhitton.livejournal.com]

Oh they will! I had a pissed off echidna trash my room.