I have a fake lobotomy scar. If the authorities get suspicious I poop my pants and scream that I can turn food into gold. It gets messy but so far they don't suspect a thing.
You can pop it in through the eye socket, going in between the nose and the eyeball itself. It's an outpatient procedure, no anesthetic required. 15 minute or less procedure.
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Date: 2008-05-28 05:54 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-05-28 06:32 pm (UTC)EW.
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Date: 2008-05-28 06:49 pm (UTC)i need a shower, and lobotomy. how do you spell lobotomy?
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Date: 2008-05-28 06:53 pm (UTC)I think that the procedure can be done at home with little expense and a screwdriver.
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Date: 2008-05-28 06:53 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2008-05-28 07:01 pm (UTC)You need to be able to pull it out and do it agian if you still remember the horror.
Otherwise you die and that picture is your last memory.
Do you REALLY want that?
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Date: 2008-05-28 07:03 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-05-28 07:05 pm (UTC)i want to forget the HOR-ROR!!
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Date: 2008-05-28 07:09 pm (UTC)WTF!!!!
What are the chances that there's someone I don't know already from columbus reading this journal.
Apparantly 1:1
I'll schedule a lobotomy for you in the near future.
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Date: 2008-05-28 07:18 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-05-28 07:22 pm (UTC)I have a fake lobotomy scar. If the authorities get suspicious I poop my pants and scream that I can turn food into gold. It gets messy but so far they don't suspect a thing.
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Date: 2008-05-28 07:30 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-05-28 07:31 pm (UTC)that's so crazy. us Columbus-ites must be SO bored to always be on LJ. i swear, everyone has an LJ.
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Date: 2008-05-28 09:27 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2008-05-29 12:36 am (UTC)So mesmerizing, so horrific, so catchy.
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Date: 2008-05-29 01:02 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-05-29 11:03 am (UTC)Isn't the world an amazing place?
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Date: 2008-05-29 02:45 pm (UTC)