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Dec. 18th, 2004 09:52 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
theweaselking"Ever since the movie of the book Fellowship of the Ring came out, there seem to be two popular ideas about Elves' sex lives. Either they are radiantly asexual, or they are all screwing each other madly, along with any dwarves, hobbits, and men who happen along. Whichever you prefer is usually based on how attractive you think Orlando Bloom is."
So, for all you pervy hobbit fanciers, this guy has created a cross-referenced list of everything Tolkien said about elf sex
I have only this to say about this: You sick freaks!
Oh, and another quote:
"To disappoint slash writers everywhere, there were no clear statements of elf homosexuality. There weren't even any unclear ones. The most suggestive elf/elf pair are Fingon and Maedhros, rescuing each other and sending each other presents just because. But even they have less eyebrow-raising stuff going on in 500 years than Sam and Frodo managed to pack into one day."
So, for all you pervy hobbit fanciers, this guy has created a cross-referenced list of everything Tolkien said about elf sex
I have only this to say about this: You sick freaks!
Oh, and another quote:
"To disappoint slash writers everywhere, there were no clear statements of elf homosexuality. There weren't even any unclear ones. The most suggestive elf/elf pair are Fingon and Maedhros, rescuing each other and sending each other presents just because. But even they have less eyebrow-raising stuff going on in 500 years than Sam and Frodo managed to pack into one day."
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Date: 2004-12-18 01:26 pm (UTC)SSC: I've actually had this site bookmarked for about two years.
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Date: 2004-12-18 03:27 pm (UTC)Sick freaks! Everywhere!