Because I hate you all today.

[theweaselking]

"You have failed me." The Dark Lord flicked his forked tongue and raised his wand at his spy. "You were supposed to bring them to me!"

On the ground, a small, pudgy minion huddled within the depths of his shapeless black cloak. "Pika!" he pleaded. "Pika pika pika chu!"

That's right. Voldemort/Pikachu S&M slashfic.

Comments

[dolston.livejournal.com]

I will get you for this. Figure I should just add this to your tab and cash in all your evils at once to make it worth my while. Kanata sucks and gas is expensive after all.

[jagash.livejournal.com]

Rule 42; it likely existed on the internet the moment Voldemort was first read.

I am frightened at the Yoda-Golum slashfic which indubitably exists.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

The fact that it exists doesn't necessarily mean that you've been exposed to it.

[sola.livejournal.com]

I loathe you and all that you stand for.

[sanityimpaired.livejournal.com]

Bah. Space Marine porn is much more amusing. I mean, really.

For the Erection of the Emporer!

[harald387.livejournal.com]

I have read your pamphlet and would like to purchase or subscribe to your product or service. Regrettably, current finances do not allow me to do so, so instead have PAIN. LOTS OF PAIN. I'LL FONG YOU.

[ryusen.livejournal.com]

if you can get him to Hawaii... we'll drag him to Karaoke, where he'll be forced to hear me sing.. i think that is appropriate .)

[torrain.livejournal.com]

(Rule 34. :) )

[leighdb.livejournal.com]

*wibble*

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Please gods no.

[atlasimpure.livejournal.com]

I'm going to inflict this on EVERYONE I KNOW.

[glitteringlynx.livejournal.com]

LMAO

Must share w/ weepingcock (a comm devoted to bad porn stories).