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NEW YORK -- Mets manager Jerry Manuel announced Wednesday night that, due to the urgency and gravity of the financial crisis on Wall Street, the New York Mets will be suspending their pennant race.

"This is just too important," Manuel said. "It's time to put country first."

It's unclear what "suspending" even means in this context, but Manuel hinted that it would likely include not playing the four games remaining on the team's schedule.

Manuel called on the Milwaukee Brewers to join the Mets in suspending their pennant chase as well. The Brewers and Mets are currently tied for the National League Wild Card berth.

Informed that Milwaukee intended to play the remaining games on its schedule, Manuel noted that he was "saddened that the Brewers do not share my ostentatious love and devotion to this great country."

"But," he added, "even if they win out, we'll still be tied in the loss column."

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Date: 2008-09-26 06:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kafziel.livejournal.com
Maaan, I wish that was real. Or even just a real joke.

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Date: 2008-09-26 08:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dreamshade.livejournal.com
I know a Red Sox fan who should enjoy this.

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Date: 2008-09-26 09:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladyfox7oaks.livejournal.com
Yeah- that just about sums it up perfectly...

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