The suction cups hanging in the window are what really cinch it that THIS is the place I'M going to get MY vagina repaired. Only a TRUE professional...
I haven't had children yet, but I think I personally had that whole blind spot erased after reading about female Spotted Hyenas, and what THEY go through for their first birth. Afterwards (if they survive) everything's "stretched out" and basically good to go, but that first one makes human childbirth look positively effortless...
Humans aren't trying to stuff a baby through a fake penis and urethra built out of their own clitoris, however.
This is a critically important difference between the human birth experience and the spotted hyena birth experience. And why humans, while we have it tough due to big-headed babies and bipedal pelvic design, don't have it worst.
Humans aren't trying to stuff a baby through a fake penis and urethra built out of their own clitoris, however.
That is true. I did not know the specifics they go through and you hadn't mentioned. :X That would make the notion of pregnancy even WORSE to me than it is already!
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Date: 2008-10-01 09:03 pm (UTC)I'm done.
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Date: 2008-10-01 11:29 pm (UTC)Avoid a prolapsed uterus*
(The) Mister will be thrilled
Have the opening fixed.
There's something almost haiku-ish about this, I have to say.
(* I had to look up "Buwa" as I thankfully am utterly unfamiliar with that term.)
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Date: 2008-10-01 11:30 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-10-01 11:54 pm (UTC)Giving birth tends to, uh, stretch things a little (I'm reminded of the kangaroo a few posts back :).
It's not hymen restoration strictly, but it's part of the "LALALAI'MVIRGINAL" package.
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Date: 2008-10-02 12:00 am (UTC)"What, you mean like 'zoom by'?"
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Date: 2008-10-02 02:28 pm (UTC)*facepalm*
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Date: 2008-10-02 03:41 pm (UTC)Metacarpels are finger bones. =p
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Date: 2008-10-03 03:26 pm (UTC)This is a critically important difference between the human birth experience and the spotted hyena birth experience. And why humans, while we have it tough due to big-headed babies and bipedal pelvic design, don't have it worst.
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Date: 2008-10-03 03:34 pm (UTC)That is true. I did not know the specifics they go through and you hadn't mentioned. :X That would make the notion of pregnancy even WORSE to me than it is already!