The funniest porn movie blooper *ever*.

[theweaselking]

This is a blooper from a porn movie. OF COURSE it is not work-safe. Here there be a naked lady.

The bit that keeps making me laugh is that you can *see* the guy's thought processes operating at the speed of nerve transmission: "CRAP SHE SLIPPED - are you okay - OH HOLY FUCK MY BALLS"

via dwaleberry, whose journal is regularly NWS.

Comments

[fortysevenbteg.livejournal.com]

She's a tard for using the soap dish to stand on. :P

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

IN STILLETTO HEELS

[fortysevenbteg.livejournal.com]

Her expression is priceless.

[lordbleys.livejournal.com]

So it's not the German threesome video where guy#1 pulls out of Girl's back door to spunk on her face and nails guy#2 in the face while girl is riding his junk?

Let me tell you, that guy#2 was pissed off and screaming as he got a face full.

[nihil-duce.livejournal.com]

oh noes

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

...no. No it's not.

[cpt-babypants.livejournal.com]

Okay, I'm at work and can't click this. Is it the one where the chick slips from the shower and falls face first on the tile floor. Because that one is AWESOME!

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

No. The guy is in a bathtub, mostly hidden. The girl is in high heels and is perched above him with one foot on the edge of the bathtub and one foot *on the soap dish*. She slips and falls, banging her leg on the side of the tub (which looks very painful) and *putting her foot right into his crotch* (which looks extremely painful)

[rimrunner.livejournal.com]

Talk about occupational hazards.

[cbpotts.livejournal.com]

Really. Can you imagine THAT comp claim?

[mrbankies.livejournal.com]

I'm in pain just thinking about that scenario. Have to wait until I'm home to have a peek though. Yeegh....

[anuptaphobic.livejournal.com]

Actually, its not that she slips, its the soap dish breaking off... So its crotch full of pointy soap dish and misery...

[glitteringlynx.livejournal.com]

Yup. She wasn't really thinking that one through.

[glitteringlynx.livejournal.com]

yeh. It's as though soap dishes are not intended to be weight-bearing or something.

heehee

[pope-guilty.livejournal.com]

Haaah, I've seen this before. Looked incredibly unfortunate.

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

She doesn't slip, the soap dish can't bear her weight and detaches from the wall.

[benchilada.livejournal.com]

Okay, see, you need to get that for me.

[lordbleys.livejournal.com]

When I'm at home I'll start digging through my archives of "crazy stuff I've been emailed by people who need serious therapy" I might still have the link.

[runewise.livejournal.com]

Fantastic. Now that, my friends, is niche porn.

[ryusen.livejournal.com]

Will have to look later, but is it funnier than the guy who's moneyshot landed on the cameraman?

[singingnettle.livejournal.com]

Ow. Ow. Ow.

Not only did she slam him in the crotch, she also jammed her pelvis down on the edge of the tub, and I can tell you from the experience of having accidentally been kneed in the crotch, that is no fun even if you don't own testicles.

Basically, nature says getting slammed in the crotch is Bad.

[pope-guilty.livejournal.com]

Source video for this gif, NSFW obviously.

[hoopajoop.livejournal.com]

In the original video they (camera man and guy in tub) wanted her to pee on guy in tub.

Don't have girls pee on you and your balls will not get stomped.