Are those live birds in your trousers, or are you just happy to see me?

[theweaselking]

A man has been caught with two pigeons stuffed in his trousers after he got off a flight from Dubai to Melbourne.

Australian customs officials say the live birds were wrapped in padded envelopes and held to the man's legs by a pair of tights under his trousers.

Officials also found two eggs in a vitamin container in the man's luggage.

Customs officials say they also seized seeds in the man's money belt and an undeclared aubergine, following the flight on Sunday.

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...why would anyone smuggle pigeons?